Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Maguid Velotian on March 23, 2007, 09:26:53 AM
Post by: Maguid Velotian on March 23, 2007, 09:26:53 AM
HA HA!
Thats was genius man.
Loved the Ending....!
Thats was genius man.
Loved the Ending....!
Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Jethro Gibbs on March 26, 2007, 06:04:35 AM
Post by: Jethro Gibbs on March 26, 2007, 06:04:35 AM
Classic, Just Classic 
Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Givrillian Sarpedon on April 12, 2007, 03:43:51 PM
Post by: Givrillian Sarpedon on April 12, 2007, 03:43:51 PM
LOL I love the way you end these things 
Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Lois on March 23, 2007, 01:24:37 AM
Post by: Lois on March 23, 2007, 01:24:37 AM
Just.. Just read it..
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By: Ensign Mark Lois
Interviewed: Ensign Mark Lois
Stardate: 60189.2
Interviewer: Mark smiled politly and shuffled his stack of paper, "Thank you for joinning me today, do you have anything to say before we begin?"
Lois: "Yes.. How the hell did I get here?" He said, a extremely confused look on his face.
Interviewer: "Why, what ever do you mean?" He replied, almost curiously.
Lois: He glanced around uneasily, "How are you doing this!? HOW!?!" He shouted madly.
Interviewer: "Calm down Mark, your just going a bit crazy. Now let's begin our interview. Do you have any kids?" Mark said calmly.
Lois: "WHAT? YOUR ME AND I'M YOU, THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!!! AND YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE KIDS!!" He shouted, his face still twisted madly.
Interviewer: "We're on the holodeck, and I put my personality traids into you so I am able to interview myself," He said, looking down at his papers, "So I always wondered.. Are you gay?"
Lois: "We both know the answer to that! Let's not go there," He said, crossing his arms- his expression still confused.
Interviewer: "Well oblously no, I mean.. I do have the hots for Keli," He grinned at Mark.
Lois: Mark leaned forward, "She's mine, you stay away from her," He said in a low tone.
Interviewer: "Ha, you wish. She likes ME, not YOU. How about you go in your quarters and cry yourself to sleep." He snapped back at him.
Lois: Mark gasped, "You MONSTER! How did you know about that?" He said quickly.
Interviewer: "Oh I know everything about you Mark Lois, you can't hide anything from me."
Lois: Mark glared at himself for a few minutes before reaching out and punched him in the face.
Interviewer: "Ouch!"
Lois: "Ouch!"
Interviewer: "Stop hitting yourself you idiot!" He shouted, holding his face.
Lois: Mark thought of something to say quickly, "Yea, well stop calling yourself an idiot," he shot back.
Interviewer: "This is mad! I don't remember who's the interviewer and who's the person being Interviewed." He said, still holding his face where he punched himself, or his other self. I forgot.
Lois: Mark shook his head, "Oh just get on with the last question!"
Interviewer: "Alright," He said, calming down. He turned to his last page, "Last question; who do you dream about at night?"
Lois: Mark stared at the other Mark Lois for a few seconds.
Interviewer: "Dude.. Vorak's a guy."
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By: Ensign Mark Lois
Interviewed: Ensign Mark Lois
Stardate: 60189.2
Interviewer: Mark smiled politly and shuffled his stack of paper, "Thank you for joinning me today, do you have anything to say before we begin?"
Lois: "Yes.. How the hell did I get here?" He said, a extremely confused look on his face.
Interviewer: "Why, what ever do you mean?" He replied, almost curiously.
Lois: He glanced around uneasily, "How are you doing this!? HOW!?!" He shouted madly.
Interviewer: "Calm down Mark, your just going a bit crazy. Now let's begin our interview. Do you have any kids?" Mark said calmly.
Lois: "WHAT? YOUR ME AND I'M YOU, THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!!! AND YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE KIDS!!" He shouted, his face still twisted madly.
Interviewer: "We're on the holodeck, and I put my personality traids into you so I am able to interview myself," He said, looking down at his papers, "So I always wondered.. Are you gay?"
Lois: "We both know the answer to that! Let's not go there," He said, crossing his arms- his expression still confused.
Interviewer: "Well oblously no, I mean.. I do have the hots for Keli," He grinned at Mark.
Lois: Mark leaned forward, "She's mine, you stay away from her," He said in a low tone.
Interviewer: "Ha, you wish. She likes ME, not YOU. How about you go in your quarters and cry yourself to sleep." He snapped back at him.
Lois: Mark gasped, "You MONSTER! How did you know about that?" He said quickly.
Interviewer: "Oh I know everything about you Mark Lois, you can't hide anything from me."
Lois: Mark glared at himself for a few minutes before reaching out and punched him in the face.
Interviewer: "Ouch!"
Lois: "Ouch!"
Interviewer: "Stop hitting yourself you idiot!" He shouted, holding his face.
Lois: Mark thought of something to say quickly, "Yea, well stop calling yourself an idiot," he shot back.
Interviewer: "This is mad! I don't remember who's the interviewer and who's the person being Interviewed." He said, still holding his face where he punched himself, or his other self. I forgot.
Lois: Mark shook his head, "Oh just get on with the last question!"
Interviewer: "Alright," He said, calming down. He turned to his last page, "Last question; who do you dream about at night?"
Lois: Mark stared at the other Mark Lois for a few seconds.
Interviewer: "Dude.. Vorak's a guy."
Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Tara Lollock on March 23, 2007, 11:53:23 PM
Post by: Tara Lollock on March 23, 2007, 11:53:23 PM
I knew it could be done!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
Title: Interview- Special Edition
Post by: Vorak on April 12, 2007, 02:52:18 PM
Post by: Vorak on April 12, 2007, 02:52:18 PM
WONDERFUL!!!