Post by: Montrell on April 25, 2002, 03:04:59 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 07, 2002, 04:37:13 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 09:43:19 PM
*Walks tp hedford and whisper nervouse*
I just remembered that those animals was one of the only thing you CAN`T eat! How mutch did you eat?
Post by: Hirohito on May 22, 2002, 12:00:53 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on May 27, 2002, 11:05:23 PM
Pepsi.
Mr. Pibb.
Good Pops.
Post by: Haydn Holst on July 03, 2002, 03:40:21 AM
"I drink to forget an old love"
*glup glup*
*drinks the tea*
" this is really...d*mn GOOD!!!!"
*hughs hirohito and screams*
" I want more!!!"
Post by: Boris Plechanow on August 12, 2002, 02:24:46 PM
"Hi Thomas, how are. what I'm doing here? I while away the time, waiting for USS Rivendell. Do you like a Drink?"
Post by: Hirohito on August 13, 2002, 12:55:04 PM
Post by: Langnickel on September 09, 2002, 03:28:44 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 22, 2002, 09:45:57 PM
I'll bring him to away in a few minutes ....
never mess with the CIB!!!
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 11:47 pm on Sep. 22, 2002)
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 25, 2002, 04:55:39 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on April 25, 2002, 03:09:43 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 06, 2002, 10:04:47 PM
Do tell me!
Post by: Hedford on May 13, 2002, 06:21:33 AM
*His face turns serious*
Well I have to say I am feeling a little bit strange.....
getting a little dizzy and wow Shaki why are you flying in front of me. And now I am seeing two of you Hiro. I think this is not right.....
*After that he passes out and falls on the ground*
Post by: Trall on May 23, 2002, 11:29:03 PM
*Sips*
*raises eyebrow*
The carbon dioxide content is extreme. The "Fizz" has "Bite".
Allow me to take a sample of this back to the sciece department for a specteral analasis.
Post by: Hirohito on May 27, 2002, 05:24:15 AM
Post by: Haydn Holst on July 03, 2002, 03:46:27 AM
"you won't buy anything, ok."
Post by: on August 12, 2002, 11:33:20 AM
Hmmmm.... Where is that blood worm Hirohito...?
*He walks straight to Shakira, banging his fist in the bar desk*
WHERE IS HE!?
Post by: Hirohito on August 13, 2002, 12:54:45 PM
Post by: Thomas Riker on September 09, 2002, 06:43:17 PM
Post by: John Casden on September 22, 2002, 09:46:25 PM
Post by: Sloan on September 25, 2002, 04:51:40 PM
Post by: Randall Sanchez on April 25, 2002, 02:39:37 PM
"Hmm... tasted... different. Well, I'm off now, I said I had little time. Gotta do something at the Engineering department before I beam back to the Evolution"
OFF: this is 5 minutes prior to when tribbles beam down into Celtic Corner. Read "Engineering Department" and "USS Evolution"
Post by: Hirohito on May 08, 2002, 05:41:15 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 09:00:48 AM
Post by: Dewald on May 12, 2002, 07:16:07 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 24, 2002, 01:17:00 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on May 30, 2002, 12:05:36 AM
Post by: Hirohito on June 30, 2002, 09:28:39 PM
Post by: Hirohito on August 13, 2002, 12:51:26 PM
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 10:19:20 PM
And about that horny cycle the replicator and give you lovely toys!!!
Your hormones will be very effect during the horny cycle every active and the other weeks they will be normal!
You can drink until the last week because than you can create a poison for the child and your self!
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 10, 2002, 12:17:49 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 22, 2002, 09:02:43 PM
Shakira, I've got some scans of your baby as u know u are in the last 2 weeks of the pregnancy, so if u need anything ... help or medical care, come to me! I'll stay here for some days. And the second is, we have found a planet, where we will keep your child, it's called Galrai 2, a class-M planet. u have any questions until now?
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:47:12 PM
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 25, 2002, 04:37:24 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on April 25, 2002, 02:41:34 PM
"here you are guys, two beers"
A Tribble jumps up and knocks one of the beer over. Claire picks it up and hits it hard in the head and throws it away. she gets out another beer and puts it on the counter. she sees another tribble about to jump for it and stops it
"stupid little thing"
Post by: Shakira on May 08, 2002, 01:55:14 AM
"Ehem.. sorry to interrupt. But here's your beer" *leaves it next to him*
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 08:56:07 AM
Post by: Shakira on May 12, 2002, 08:17:04 PM
*Shakira then hears the word 'poisonous' from her uncle. She turns around and asks Hirohito*
"What's so poisonous?"
Post by: Trall on May 24, 2002, 09:03:05 PM
*Sips again*
Post by: Hirohito on May 28, 2002, 05:50:31 AM
What is that? A coke? I have never heard of it.
Post by: Pelgar on July 01, 2002, 10:27:29 AM
He is too heavy for the little ferengi. After a while with kicking and hitting on Hirohitos leg, he jumps up to a chair and asks Hirohito to leave for a while. When he does, Pelgar walks closer to Shakira, and smiles a toothy grin*
But hello there! I have noticed that you are single for the moment, wich brings out the reason why I am here: Do you want to work for me? I buys the bar, you may work here, and hehehe, dance of course...
What do you say?
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 12:27:48 PM
Because my title has not changed yet I believe I have the right to give security orders.
Admiral Geordi she is going to be fine butt she needs too take it easy.
He used some kind of electromagnetic weapon on here that must be inplanned in this hand.
I don't believe she needs to go to sickbay butt just in chase I will alert sickbay about this.
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:15:05 PM
"Man, what about the hormones? I think I'm moody like all pregnant women now.."
"Anyway, how much will this... kid.. grow per week?"
Post by: Thomas Riker on September 10, 2002, 05:27:19 PM
Post by: John Casden on September 22, 2002, 09:48:02 PM
Post by: Sloan on September 25, 2002, 04:30:41 PM
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:04:27 PM
Your child is nearly formed its nearly ready.
When you are in labor you will feel much pain on private places.
The entire thing should last about 10 to 20 hours.
The child is not Romulan but Axanar and it has orion DNA ass well.
A normal Axanar labor takes about 3 days but in your chase 10 to 20 hours as I said just now.
Exercises I don't think that is needed your in good shape and you don't have to much.
When you are In your last days we will take you to CIB HQ.
Your breasts are making mother milk as we speak but with 10cc of anti-Clesaon we can remove that after the birth.
Post by: Montrell on April 25, 2002, 02:31:56 PM
those d*mn Tribbels!
Post by: Shakira on May 03, 2002, 12:47:49 AM
"Alligator? Why is that?"
Post by: Hirohito on May 06, 2002, 03:28:20 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 06:40:19 PM
What did the others say about your dish then?
Post by: Hirohito on May 25, 2002, 08:27:57 AM
Post by: Shakira on May 26, 2002, 09:47:40 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 14, 2002, 08:28:36 AM
Here! *Takes something from a lokker inside the bar there it stand: PRIVATE*.
I åpromise you, it is not alcohol in it... Well yes it is but in normal doses.
Post by: Hirohito on July 03, 2002, 02:57:56 PM
tjose are on the house. I am sorry but i really hate ferengis! I really do! I am really really really sorry!
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 01:01:26 PM
I'm a JAG officer I'm working for the law not for security.
(Edited by Zukovsky Ourumov at 3:02 pm on Aug. 13, 2002)
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 01:10:27 PM
I'm taking a holiday as we speak!
Post by: Leonid Pushkin on September 08, 2002, 05:05:26 PM
Puts down a briefcase and takes out 2 bars of latinium.
That will take of tonight I believe don't you agree?
Shakira got you a gift as well he takes out a golden dress.
Hand made on Vulcan her put it on!
Post by: Turok on September 22, 2002, 09:49:08 PM
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 25, 2002, 02:11:21 PM
Star Fleet intell and Section 31? I´ve heard of SFI al right. But what in the name of Q are Section 31!?
Post by: Vonter Nek Gente on April 25, 2002, 02:35:51 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:06:40 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 06, 2002, 10:55:33 AM
We still have some systems that are not functioning well on this space station and we are working on that. But for the rest it's all ok.
but actually I was wondering do you really know how to prepare TRIBBELS?
I think they are far from delicous, or not.
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 06:48:34 PM
*Thinks after a long while*
Hm... I think I rekognize the animals after all... Klarj, a kind of mutation between rat and lizzard. OMG! It is WHERY, WHERY, WHERY POISONOUS!!!
Post by: Shakira on May 25, 2002, 08:33:22 PM
"Lemme try it" *takes another glass and pours some Dr. Pepper in it.*
"It's... kinda... different.. is it toxic or something?"
Post by: Hirohito on May 26, 2002, 09:43:19 PM
No! Thet got it in the replicator. I would never dream of serving that poisong here!
(If you was prefering to root beer that answer covers that as well. )
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 14, 2002, 02:42:13 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 04, 2002, 08:49:53 PM
"It's the LAST time you do something like that again! Did you hear me? THE LAST!" *She has raised her voice by now, and probably some people in the bar can hear her yelling*
"Okay, so this bar is not completely mine, it's from Claire too, but it's definitely NOT yours! So stay outta Celtic Corner's business!"
*Then she breathes deeply and starts walking towards the bar again. She suddenly stops and turns around to Hirohito again*
"Do something like that again, AND I FIRE YOU!" *evil smile*
(Edited by Shakira at 10:51 pm on July 4, 2002)
Post by: Marco Ramius on August 13, 2002, 01:00:52 PM
No major. He will not make a mistake. I know every thing this guy has done and I tell you, not a d*mned mistake. Sure, belive what you want, but I think I have little more experience in security then you do.
Post by: Shakira on August 30, 2002, 08:35:42 PM
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:49:26 PM
he was killed 2.3 hours after he made you pregant.
Post by: Sloan on September 24, 2002, 09:33:10 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 08, 2002, 05:16:40 PM
*Then takes the dress* "K, I'll be back in a minute.. I'll try it on. And thanks" *goes to her room and puts on her new dress. Then she notices the hypo Geert de heer had given her and takes it*
*Out in the bar again*
"K, let's go!" *walks out with Leonid*
Post by: Montrell on April 25, 2002, 02:15:14 PM
Those d*mn tribbles I can't even get in my own office,
*then he took a look at the bar*
OW MY GOD,
No it's not possible even here!!!!
Who got those things on this station, I know they should be harmless but they are so irritating!
But Ms Shakira could you give me a beer please
*threw a few of those tribbles away right on the head of Commander Sanchez*
Woops sorry commander, I didn't knew I would throw them so far.
How is life commander Sanchez?
Post by: Hirohito on May 06, 2002, 05:31:55 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 04:56:46 PM
*his smile changes in a serious one*
ehhhh... come on.. this was a joke right. Well tell me at least what kind of rat it was. There are rats who are good to eat, aren't there??
Post by: Shakira on May 26, 2002, 10:04:37 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 26, 2002, 06:35:49 AM
It has a strange aftertaste and is bubbly and joyie, just like the Federation.
(OFF: I just wanted to do that, just as in Way of the Warrior. *lol* )
Post by: Pelgar on July 03, 2002, 07:40:27 AM
*Draws a disruptor* Now, I said to the big monkey that I wanted to be alone with Ms. Shakira here, and that is for you to!
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 09:10:55 PM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on August 13, 2002, 12:58:03 PM
Leaving the room Thomas nods at the Rear-Admiral, then at Shakira and Plechanow.
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 09, 2002, 11:47:45 AM
Shakira walks out
"well i guess im getting paid well ill go shopping now"
Post by: Sorik on September 22, 2002, 09:49:50 PM
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 24, 2002, 06:05:12 PM
ok. What did just occured here!? Who was Dr. Mengiele? Who was the KGB guy? Who are you!? *Looks at Sloan* Please identify yourself.
Post by: Vonter Nek Gente on April 25, 2002, 02:26:21 PM
"bloody little things.......cant even sit down.....work to do"
Sits down
"Beer thanks, those little Tribbles have found themself into my office and are on everything, cant even sit in my chair there is to many of them, when is some one doing to get rid of them"
at that moment one jumps into his lap and amother on his head
Vonter jumps on and yells
"GET OFF ME"
and throws one hard up against the wall
Post by: Hedford on May 06, 2002, 05:28:14 PM
I don't think they are delicious, sorry.
I am not doubting your cookingskills but, no thanks.
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 04:59:28 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on May 26, 2002, 04:37:11 PM
It's cloying, bubbly and insidiously happy....just like the Federation.
Post by: Hirohito on May 26, 2002, 09:50:21 PM
Post by: Hirohito on July 03, 2002, 07:50:18 AM
Ok, now shall we both stop, right? Pelgar, you shall see what this, monkey, is capable of. BTW, have I told you two that I killed 35 star fleet marines some yours ago? No? Well, it was a piece of cake actually. So I think that I can with anytime pop your necks.
*Holst trying to get loose but the grip only gets harder. Pelgar drops his disruptor.*
And second, this is my and Ms. Gentes bar just as much as it is Shakiras. And you, mr. Holst. I am afraid that you must go and forgett someplace else. Preferably in the custody, but before that, I shall throw you two out.
*Grabs them, lifts them, walks towards the exit, throw Holst out, throws Pelgar out even harder on Holst. Walks in again, makes himself a drink, waiting for the unavailable. Atleast from Holsts side.*
(Edited by Hirohito at 10:51 am on July 3, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:52:26 PM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 12:57:20 PM
Admiral I going to contact earth JAG corp. they must a file on that bastard some where.
A guy like Nagasaki is going too make a mistake sooner or later.
Post by: Enoch on September 09, 2002, 02:26:45 PM
Post by: Sloan on September 22, 2002, 09:52:33 PM
Post by: Geert de heer on September 23, 2002, 07:32:41 PM
he beames back to this ship.
Post by: Micheal J miles on April 30, 2002, 02:05:26 AM
he used this Subspace temporal mind powers to go beyond all Dimensions.
Q where are you.
Post by: Shakira on May 11, 2002, 09:47:21 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 26, 2002, 05:21:07 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 13, 2002, 01:20:27 AM
*Sips the Dr. Pepper*
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:45:46 PM
Post by: Boris Plechanow on August 11, 2002, 11:47:29 AM
Hi! Could I have a Vodka and something to eat?
(Edited by Boris Plechanow at 4:34 pm on Aug. 11, 2002)
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on August 22, 2002, 12:46:58 PM
.
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 09:54:43 PM
*Shakira pauses and breathes deeply. She looks at Xsel and notices the desperation in his eyes*
"Okay, fine, I'll do it.. just six weeks.. but if when the baby's born I have put on weight then you'll have to pay for a VERY good personal trainer for me! Is that clear?"
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 22, 2002, 04:25:17 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:53:44 PM
Post by: Haydn Holst on November 15, 2002, 03:41:16 PM
Hi everyone! did you miss me?
I' ve been doing some work on the USS Lancelot, but now I'm back....
*when he finished those words leaves the place*
Post by: Hirohito on April 30, 2002, 08:20:15 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 11, 2002, 08:50:18 PM
Post by: Shakira on May 26, 2002, 08:01:42 PM
"And this is actually what you serve people here?" *looks at Hirohito*
Post by: Hirohito on June 13, 2002, 08:41:13 AM
Ah! Hello dear niece! (OFF: NOW I got it right )
Commander, captain.
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:45:21 PM
Post by: Shakira on August 06, 2002, 07:35:42 PM
"You're the new cook here?" *looks down on him* "Yeah, okay, you'll do well here.. better than Hirohito at least.." Anyone can do better than Hirohito *thinks to herself, and then goes back to her duties*
Post by: Strider on August 21, 2002, 04:04:23 PM
I heard Admiral Julian was looking for me, so here I am.
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 09:35:52 PM
The CIB is after my I need your help before my mission totally failed.
I found a DNA cell of my wife's baby she was pregnant when she was shot!
I need a female that can carry this baby it takes a few weeks not months but weeks this cell has a special form of growing radiation.
You need to carry this child 6 weeks and then you give birth!
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 22, 2002, 04:55:20 PM
*Jing looks around for Shakira*
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:55:42 PM
dont press your luck i dont feel and i have a tactical suite on with shielding.
he walks to 001 and takes this readings.
Gogol to CIB 2 to beam away
Post by: Henry William Bishop on November 08, 2002, 04:09:49 PM
my name is Henry William Bishop.
I'm Captain of the Surak vessel of the foundation.
Where going on cargoruns next week so if you need anything.
Where going to
Delta
Vulcan
Earth
Sol Moon
Post by: Dewald on April 30, 2002, 08:34:22 PM
Post by: Shakira on May 11, 2002, 08:21:26 PM
"Wait a minute.. when you fry something you cook it with oil, right? Never tried roasting them?"
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 13, 2002, 02:38:40 PM
Post by: Hirohito on July 05, 2002, 06:57:22 AM
That ferengi had drawned a d*mn
ed disruptor, I don´t think that your "admirer" would have stood a chanse against that. But you know what? That might be the best solution.
And the thing about the 35 Marines is true, so if you think that your greib was ment to be hard, think again. And, sure, I might be a foolish old-man in your eyes, but I am a foolish old man who killed 35 star fleet marines lesser then 1,5 years ago! If not that is a reason to atklewast try to respect me, then I can always count up ALL who I have killed over the years!
*Leaves*
(Edited by Hirohito at 11:12 am on July 5, 2002)
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:38:58 PM
Post by: Boris Plechanow on August 11, 2002, 04:56:02 PM
(Edited by Boris Plechanow at 6:56 pm on Aug. 11, 2002)
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 01:06:49 PM
Ramius I don't care if he eats my bones for breakfast but I'm going to find this guy one way or the other.
Their was only one men that was able to infiltrate the syndicate and thank god he is friend of mine.
Maybe if where lucky we can stop this maniac before Shakira has more than a damaged shoulder.
The nods to the captain and the admiral and walks to Shakire.
I will be back soon my dear take it easy.
He walks out of the room.
Post by: Zach T Schmidt on August 30, 2002, 07:31:32 PM
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 09:30:02 PM
shakira how is life you are married i believe!
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 20, 2002, 02:03:12 PM
your in your last 2 weaks not and the baby could be displaying DNA grow patrons.
so are you my scanner is display that your DNA levels are higher than normale.
Post by: Hirohito on May 01, 2002, 05:28:35 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 11, 2002, 07:43:42 AM
But fryed are they totally ok. Taste similar to... What are you call them? Big leg, brown furb, big horns. Lives generaly in Canada and the northen countrys of europe...
Post by: Shakira on June 13, 2002, 09:09:40 PM
"Voilà!"
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 05, 2002, 12:24:32 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:36:47 PM
Post by: Marco Ramius on August 13, 2002, 01:03:23 PM
Post by: Shakira on August 11, 2002, 04:41:10 PM
"Voilà, I guess. I hope you like strawberries.."
Post by: Xsel on August 30, 2002, 02:38:30 PM
He walked up to the bar and kissed shakira on her cheek.
After all this time I always wanted to do that to you don't you remember my.
I was stationed on orion you learned my sister how to dance.
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 08:20:23 PM
"Hey, wanna have a drink or something?"
Post by: Shakira on September 21, 2002, 09:24:34 PM
Post by: Robert Miller on September 17, 2003, 10:58:03 PM
'Perhaps.'
"Excuse me everyone. I don't mean to bother you all, but is their a counselor in the house? I'm a JAG Officer, and I need a counselor to evaluate two crewman for a case I'm working on."
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on April 28, 2002, 01:10:31 PM
"here you are, oh my name is Claire Nek Gente. Im a new Bartender here."
Post by: Hirohito on May 08, 2002, 05:06:51 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 08:50:53 AM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on May 31, 2002, 12:56:56 AM
Ahhhh..........good times.
*Sighs in content and sadness*
Post by: Hirohito on June 12, 2002, 06:07:44 AM
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:34:47 PM
Post by: Boris Plechanow on August 11, 2002, 10:05:19 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on August 20, 2002, 11:50:27 AM
"Hello there Ambassador, What would you like to order?"
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 10:08:42 PM
During the second week your going to feel every * looks to the ground * horny!!!!
And during the last week your going feel pain because the baby will grow every fast that week!!
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 11, 2002, 12:52:36 PM
So, what brings you to our little part of the station?
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 08:53:42 PM
she is in the last 2 weeks and she needs to prepare for a good labor.
* walks out of the bar *
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 01:34:31 AM
Post by: Dewald on April 29, 2002, 08:39:51 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 08, 2002, 09:38:09 AM
Sorry, but it seems so so...... well they look nice and so on and if you killed them you could get a bad feeling you know. And they are harmless they can't fight back you know.
Thanks for the beer shaki, and how are you?
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 08:50:15 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 30, 2002, 04:47:46 AM
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 12, 2002, 02:46:40 PM
"So this is where the party's at?"
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:33:52 PM
Post by: Shakira on August 11, 2002, 08:24:11 PM
"Anyway, " *shakes her head trying to concentrate on another topic* "no, I'm not the only bartender here.. there's also Claire, who's.. over there I think" *points* "and there's also a new cook now.. what was his name? Ah, yes, Haydn. So we all are in charge of this place" *She explains while preparing him another glass of vodka*
"And here's your drink"
Post by: Shakira on August 17, 2002, 09:27:42 PM
"What will you do 'bout it?"
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 10:06:31 PM
He can help you!
he prepares this specially designed hypo spray.
Shakira your going too feel it for a couple of second when I inject the cell.
He turns shakira and looks to her back he injects the cell and shakira feels the cell going to this place.
(Edited by Xsel at 12:09 am on Sep. 1, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on September 11, 2002, 09:14:29 PM
"Hey, Claire, how did it go? Everything okay here?"
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 08:59:06 PM
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 01:20:11 AM
Post by: Hirohito on April 25, 2002, 03:20:25 PM
Shakira! Can you run down to the holodeck and start program Hirohito 11B? And the do you hail me when that is done. Ok?
Post by: Shakira on April 27, 2002, 01:37:11 AM
Post by: Micheal J miles on April 30, 2002, 01:57:32 AM
Tribbles where screaming then Hirohito begun to cook them.
he used a blast of electromagnetic powers to stun Hirohito and he begun to help the escape the tribbles.
(Edited by Micheal J miles at 4:02 am on April 30, 2002)
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:29:06 AM
We gonna have so Maxed fun you and I :P *lol*
Post by: Dewald on May 09, 2002, 06:46:26 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 08:37:03 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 01:24:03 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 13, 2002, 03:51:59 PM
And don´t argue! After 35 year as space-traveller I know what I am doing!
Post by: Shakira on June 07, 2002, 02:17:52 AM
"Do you have any idea when Tomas' mission will be over?"
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 12, 2002, 10:18:15 PM
| Quote |
| Quote: from Zach Schmidt on 12:33 am on June 12, 2002 *Enters CC* Ahhh....hello again, Ms. Shakira. Today we arew celebrating another promotion. No Moonshine alcohol this time! Randell Sanchez got promoted to Captain! I will have a Dr. Pepper and for the Captian....? |
What will you have Captain Sanchez?
Post by: Hirohito on June 18, 2002, 10:09:30 AM
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 15, 2002, 07:40:03 PM
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:29:53 PM
I was not alone of beliving that when he came here, he would soon kill the entire station by his own.
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on August 12, 2002, 09:34:45 AM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on July 28, 2002, 06:07:35 PM
My god the federation is losing starships like Christmas trees.
The U.S.S. Bondorant, U.S.S. Aquarius and the U.S.S. Royal Dutchmen have bin destroyed as well.
I don't believe I have ever heart of so many starship being destroyed in the same year as this.
Post by: Geordi on August 14, 2002, 12:56:12 AM
Now if you could head over to the Sec office please and make a formal statement please i'll join you in a little while.
*head sout the door to catch up with Nagasaki*
(Off: Continued in Station Avalon Ops Forum)
(Edited by Geordi at 3:15 am on Aug. 14, 2002)
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on August 21, 2002, 12:35:02 PM
*pass him the tea*
"so what r u going around here?"
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:02:03 PM
"So now it turns out you might be dead by then? You want me to take care of your child the rest of my life? Is that what you want? Come on, just say it! What else could happen to me now? Huh? You tell me!"
Post by: Dewald on August 31, 2002, 10:47:29 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 04, 2002, 03:32:22 PM
I'll stay here for a bit longer, looking for ... u know what!
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 5:33 pm on Sep. 4, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on September 08, 2002, 04:52:26 PM
"Could you take care of the bar tonight all by yourself? I'll pay you extra, I swear!"
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 15, 2002, 07:40:36 AM
Post by: Hirohito on September 22, 2002, 05:27:15 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 29, 2002, 10:19:51 PM
"Ugh.." *walks toward the exit door and leaves. Gogol follows her.*
(Edited by Shakira at 12:24 am on Sep. 30, 2002)
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 12:52:22 AM
So how are you?
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 01:38:27 AM
Post by: Hirohito on April 25, 2002, 03:21:57 PM
Shakira, could you please run down to the holodeck and start the program Hirohito 11B? Then you contact me when it is done. Ok?
Post by: Shakira on April 27, 2002, 01:13:01 AM
"And your coffee..." *prepares it* "Here.. you meant coffee, right?"
Post by: Q on April 30, 2002, 02:03:48 AM
*looks around at all the Tribble, snaps his fingers and they disappear*
*looks at Cadet Miles for a minute, snaps his fingers again and disappears*
Post by: on May 03, 2002, 04:15:06 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 09, 2002, 07:24:03 PM
Or do you eat the raw? I don't hope so.
Hello Ensign, how are you?
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 06:21:17 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 01:19:42 PM
It's not... no... you are kiddin right.....
Post by: Hedford on May 14, 2002, 04:00:27 PM
Hmmmm, bwaah my..... stomach....
Post by: Tomas Goransson on June 02, 2002, 09:31:51 PM
Post by: Shakira on June 13, 2002, 01:02:37 AM
"Well, congrats I guess. You may choose whatever you want from the menu; this time goes on the house. But hey, don't abuse, ok?" *smiles slightly and leaves a Dr. Pepper next to Zach.*
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 18, 2002, 03:02:19 PM
*almost falls off his chair and holds on against the bar*
"But... I tell drunk, I'm not you!!!!!"
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 18, 2002, 01:58:07 PM
Points to Shakira
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:25:11 PM
Post by: Haydn Holst on August 05, 2002, 02:14:36 AM
*interrupts*
By the way, claire, I'm the new cook of this place.
Post by: Romar on August 11, 2002, 11:29:35 PM
Post by: Strider on August 20, 2002, 02:26:45 PM
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 01:35:31 AM
Post by: on August 14, 2002, 04:29:22 AM
*An EMH Mark III materializes in the Ten Forward Lounge. Unfortunately, not all the bugs are fixed in it's programming. He appears to be upside down and floating in mid-air. The EMH doesn't seem to notice the looks people are giving him.*
"I'm here to help. Who is injured?"
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 09:57:16 PM
Shakira walk with my please where can be private!
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:51:19 PM
"I don't wanna know anything about this kid. Thank goodness in 6 weeks it'll be over. I just don't know.. I feel I made the most stupid mistake ever. Believe me, this wasn't even in my you-should-NOT-have-a-baby-this-way list!" *Shakira prepares Zukovsky a vodka, and leaves it on the table*
"See and normally I could drink one of those but now I can't! Crap!"
Post by: Geert de heer on September 04, 2002, 03:35:46 PM
She is married they can become the father and mother for the child.
You can be aunt I will make sure of that shakira.
He walks to shakira and gives here a hypo spray.
During you second week you will get very very horny but this hypo will block those hormones for at least 4 hours a day you may only use 1 hypo a day.
Sorry about the door shakira next time I will beam you out of the kitchen or stun you.
001 you know what to do!
(Edited by Geert de heer at 5:36 pm on Sep. 4, 2002)
Post by: Leonid Pushkin on September 08, 2002, 04:39:45 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 14, 2002, 08:51:57 PM
*Turns around to see who's talking to her now, and opens her eyes widely*
"Oh my.... Tomas! You're back? You're back!" *Shakira takes his hand and then realizes she's now expecting Xsel's kid.* Please may he not preach about it, please may he not preach about it... *keeps smiling*
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 08:40:57 PM
"Jiiiinng!" *walks toward him* "What brings you here today?"
(Edited by Shakira at 10:42 pm on Sep. 22, 2002)
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 29, 2002, 10:25:32 AM
2 security gaurds walked with him in the room.
Gentlemen i'm here with orders from my commanding officer to inform Shakira that she need to report to our station its time for the birth of the child.
Our shuttle is ready to take her to our base.
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 12:55:30 AM
Normally, I'm not allowed, to give u a drink, but at the moment, shakira is not here, and so I'll make it ....
cheers!
Post by: Hirohito on April 24, 2002, 01:48:16 PM
Post by: Dewald on April 28, 2002, 10:26:01 AM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on May 04, 2002, 11:00:41 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 09, 2002, 07:35:31 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 04:40:46 PM
It is a rat I found in a Jeffires-tube on dack 2154.
Post by: Hedford on May 14, 2002, 06:19:12 PM
*he walked in the kitchen*
Hey Hiro don't prepare those rats or whatever it was again, sorry but that was dangerous.
But how did you know how to cure me??
Post by: Tomas Goransson on June 01, 2002, 09:47:03 PM
You may excuse me but when I last checked you where on the Evolution arguing with the captain if you could have a 20th century uniform or not. Right?
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 16, 2002, 06:31:21 AM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 11, 2002, 07:51:35 AM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on July 28, 2002, 12:28:07 PM
He walked to the bar and looked around.
A glass of Kilkenny and a couple of Cherries.
Post by: Geordi on August 13, 2002, 12:54:21 AM
=A= Geordi to Admiral Nocturnous =A=
Sir a Orion Syndicate member just walked in seems to be huntin for Mr Hirohito .. im going to sit around Ten Fwd incase there is any trouble.
=A= Geordi out =A=
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:54:26 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 02, 2002, 12:35:55 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 08, 2002, 04:27:31 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 22, 2002, 09:26:02 PM
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 11:27 pm on Sep. 22, 2002)
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 23, 2002, 12:41:57 AM
(Edited by Doctor Gogol at 2:42 am on Sep. 23, 2002)
Post by: Hirohito on April 23, 2002, 08:12:53 PM
Post by: Vonter Nek Gente on April 24, 2002, 07:52:33 AM
No sorry must be off, with this new start and all i have i heavy work load maybe later, we can catch up, Cya
Vonter walks out and heads off to his office
Post by: Hirohito on April 27, 2002, 06:50:32 AM
Post by: Shakira on May 04, 2002, 07:08:35 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 09, 2002, 08:21:45 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 03:46:26 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 14, 2002, 05:11:23 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 01, 2002, 10:08:16 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 14, 2002, 06:16:42 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 09, 2002, 09:00:28 PM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on July 28, 2002, 04:54:51 PM
(Edited by Thomas Stiegler at 4:45 pm on July 29, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on August 13, 2002, 02:14:35 AM
*Then she turns around to him again and grabs his wrist*
"Wait a minute.. aren't you that Orion who kidnapped me and Tomas? I think you better wait here.. Hirohito will show up" *glances*
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 31, 2002, 11:00:29 PM
He gives the vodka to here and looks to here.
You can drink until the fifth week I believe orions make anti-body's against that.
Shakira begins to cry!
Shakira your body needs time to adjust too the new baby!
Shakira looks to him with wet eyes and with pain on here face.
You need to sleep because you cant work for at least 3 hours then you can anything you want again!
Shakira I will take you to mine quarters and then I will contact the CIB I think they can help you with your problem.
But you forgot something your going to be mother and this child will DNA from your body as well to form.
Shakire nearly falls down because here body this weak.
He takes shakira in this arms and beams away with here to this quarters!
Post by: Zach T Schmidt on September 02, 2002, 01:09:26 AM
I can patch a comm through to Tomas if you want...
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 08, 2002, 12:27:44 PM
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:20:49 PM
I can but I don't know if you want to know.
But it was no me how where so stupid to be asked for injecting a baby.
The birth could last 3 days if you want he said with a evil grin.
And don't thing I feel any pain I have chip in my brain that disables my pain feelings.
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 23, 2002, 12:46:37 PM
Sorry, Shakira ... I had to save my life!
Post by: Randall Sanchez on April 23, 2002, 09:01:08 PM
"I don't have much time, gotta report to my ship in a minute, but I just wanted to have a drink before. Have you got any specialty?"
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on April 24, 2002, 07:49:46 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 04, 2002, 05:44:44 AM
And the alligator thing... That uism something you can say on earth.
Post by: Hedford on May 14, 2002, 05:02:16 PM
Is...this....bwhh...another...dish....you...bmmw..found...inthe corridor?
*he passes out again*
Post by: Hirohito on May 31, 2002, 04:20:53 AM
Post by: Shakira on June 16, 2002, 08:32:33 PM
"You got any problem with my drinks?" *raises an eyebrow*
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 14, 2002, 05:05:18 AM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on July 27, 2002, 03:10:02 PM
(Edited by Thomas Stiegler at 8:57 am on April 2, 2003)
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 02:20:17 AM
Post by: on August 14, 2002, 10:56:24 PM
"My scans of the personnel here are inconclusive. Who needs assistance?"
Post by: Vorak on September 03, 2002, 03:28:33 PM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on September 08, 2002, 09:53:52 AM
"Claire, Shakira, I just wanted to say goodbye. The Skytoucher is on her way back to Avalon to deliver Admiral Vorak. I will go on board as soon as she arrives...
Thank you for all the cups of jasmine tea - it was really the best one I've ever had!"
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:14:43 PM
"Sure, I've a question.. how often will I get to see the baby?" *turns around and yells to Gogol* "Hey, doctor! Can we know if it's a boy or a girl?"
Post by: Sloan on September 23, 2002, 04:06:55 PM
Mr. Walker, you will make sure Mr. de Heer departs the station, and make sure he does not return without my prior consent.
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 01:09:03 AM
Post by: Valory on April 23, 2002, 11:39:43 PM
Post by: Vonter Nek Gente on April 24, 2002, 07:41:36 AM
Hey Sis, how it going? i dodnt know you where working on this Station, long time no see.
Post by: on May 04, 2002, 06:27:18 AM
Ms......?
Post by: Hirohito on May 14, 2002, 04:04:54 PM
Here, eat this. It don´t taste whery good but it will keep you alive for atleast 40 years.
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 01, 2002, 08:23:52 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 16, 2002, 07:35:57 AM
Post by: Shakira on July 13, 2002, 09:47:22 PM
(Edited by Shakira at 11:48 pm on July 13, 2002)
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 28, 2002, 11:01:38 AM
"here you are, so what u doing here at your station?"
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 02:22:41 AM
Sharika is your name i believe.
Zukovsky Ourumov major Zukovsky Ourumov i worked for starfleet JAG.
Going to be a new officer for that new ship for this fleet.
Post by: Strider on August 16, 2002, 06:39:19 PM
Post by: Ktaf on September 03, 2002, 09:21:15 AM
Post by: Langnickel on September 08, 2002, 09:24:13 AM
*takes the beer from the tray*
(Edited by Langnickel at 5:26 pm on Sep. 9, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:10:59 PM
Post by: Cordell Walker on September 23, 2002, 04:22:45 PM
*draws a phaser, and taps his com badge.*
Agent Walker to Security. Come to CC please.
Agent Walker to the Infirmery, one to beam over.
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 01:11:42 AM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on April 24, 2002, 02:28:20 AM
Ms. Nek Gente, I do not believe I have had the pleasure of meeting you.
Post by: Zach Schmidt on April 25, 2002, 02:40:22 AM
How are you?
Could I have a Dr. Pepper?
Post by: Hedford on May 06, 2002, 10:14:00 AM
Hello Ms Shakira/Hirohito could I have a beer please, and how are ya doing?
Post by: Trall on May 16, 2002, 01:27:03 AM
May I have a Dr. Pepper? Admiral Schmidt says it is "The Best".
Post by: Tomas Goransson on June 01, 2002, 10:31:50 PM
Well, now is my "Be where-ever-you-wants-in-the-univers" time over. Bye bye Shaki!
Post by: Shakira on June 16, 2002, 09:02:24 PM
Post by: Pelgar on July 06, 2002, 12:01:46 PM
*Jumps up on a chair.*
So, Ms. Shakira, have you decided yet?
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:19:56 PM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on July 27, 2002, 10:21:50 AM
I'm just waiting for being assigned to my new post. Thought, I could have a drink in here in the meanwhile...?
Post by: Shakira on August 13, 2002, 02:45:31 AM
*While serving a glass of Killkenny*
"So, you'll work at that Rivendell ship.. good for you, I guess" YES! I finally know something about that ship! *thinks to herself*
"Anyway, here are the meatballs" *leaves the plate on the table*
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 04, 2002, 02:59:27 PM
Hi, shakira could I have a Pepsi and a Pizza, please.
*looks around for some people to talk to*
Post by: Shakira on September 07, 2002, 09:57:20 PM
"K, I dunno if this is German, Roman, Chinese or what. It's beer. Want it?"
Post by: Hirohito on September 18, 2002, 02:01:56 PM
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:34:44 PM
Shakire the horny week is not over yet.
The hormones are still their after you gave birth you will have 3 to 4 days so horny that the injection does not work.
But Thomas can take care of that cant you!!!
There are 2 other after effects after birth.
you cant get pregnant for at least 3 weeks that is not so bad I think.
And the other after effect is your body will need to get rid of this hormones so you will have problems with your emotions for 2 days.
But about my chip I think you need 1 in your brain ass well.
Post by: John Casden on September 22, 2002, 09:55:56 PM
Post by: on April 24, 2002, 03:18:04 AM
Goes to the counter.
Hello. May I please have a Root beer?
Post by: Shakira on April 25, 2002, 01:22:55 AM
"Morning, everyone" *goes behind the bar* "Hey Uncle, how is it going?"
Post by: Hirohito on May 06, 2002, 10:17:22 AM
Post by: Shakira on May 16, 2002, 01:20:00 AM
Post by: Haydn Holst on July 06, 2002, 03:43:41 AM
*looks at Shakira*
"you are so beautiful, i wrote something for you. wanna hear it?
It's called 'everything'
I don't know what to feel
And I don't know what to think
The only thing I know
Is that you mean everything
You make me forget everything I am
And you make forget all I know I'm not
I wonder if you see your importance
The power I get through you
There's so much I want to say
But the words won't justify
Your fear wastes the best of you
All the good you have inside
Why must you ask me questions
You don't want answers to
I'll whisper everything to you
In the darkness of the night
Comfort you to sleep
If your fear begins to rise
I'd give everything to you
My whole entire heart
If that's what you need
I could take you to heaven
But I'd follow you to ####
If that's what I have to do"
*then he cries*
"i'm ok. It's that you remind me of somebody i met a long time ago , SNIF!SNIF!"
(Edited by Haydn Holst at 7:51 am on July 6, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on June 01, 2002, 11:03:00 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 16, 2002, 08:46:35 PM
Does you have any problem with mine?
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:20:44 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 27, 2002, 12:30:03 PM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 02:47:19 AM
There has to be an easier way to earn a living than this for you shakira!
You are beautiful nice and you have got husband I believe.
You're the most famous bartender of the galaxy I believe.
Even the bartender of DS9 is jealous of you my dear.
Post by: Shakira on September 04, 2002, 02:17:47 PM
"Here" *leaves it beside him*
Post by: Langnickel on September 07, 2002, 05:29:15 PM
u have german beer?
Post by: Shakira on September 17, 2002, 10:23:57 PM
"Anyway, where should I go to be scanned?"
Post by: Xsel on September 22, 2002, 09:30:39 PM
Shakira as you know your in your last weeks.
Your nearly ready to gave birth to this child.
You will feel much pain and as a doctor will tell you their after effects after you gave birth.
Love the child before you give it away.
And don't forgot I love you and I shall always be with you and the child.
And tomas your wife looks great !!! I saw her naked thanks to my scanner.
* the hologram went off-line *
Post by: Sloan on September 22, 2002, 09:58:19 PM
Post by: Hirohito on April 24, 2002, 04:52:32 AM
One whiskey and a Root beer comming up!
Hm... something special...? Ok, I know excactly! Here, a eggtodd...
Post by: Hirohito on April 24, 2002, 07:13:58 PM
Post by: on May 04, 2002, 08:38:33 PM
Post by: Shakira on May 04, 2002, 03:25:19 AM
"I know what an alligator is, but why you call him like that?"
*Watches the two people who just came in and looks at her uncle like asking why they're here*
"Amm.. what's going on, Hiro?"
Post by: Hedford on May 15, 2002, 05:53:34 AM
But now I have to go my shifts starts over 10 min. Goodluck Hiro, and see ya !
Post by: Tomas Goransson on June 01, 2002, 10:15:07 PM
I am getting mad then aren´t I?
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 11, 2002, 10:33:43 PM
Ahhh....hello again, Ms. Shakira. Today we arew celebrating another promotion. No Moonshine alcohol this time! Randell Sanchez got promoted to Captain!
I will have a Dr. Pepper and for the Captian....?
Post by: Shakira on June 16, 2002, 09:07:31 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 29, 2002, 09:37:36 PM
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 08, 2002, 12:11:36 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 20, 2002, 08:05:50 PM
Post by: on August 13, 2002, 07:01:52 AM
*Shakira is about to say something when Nagasaki grabs her shoulder*
You will just shut up! You see, I have a thing un clear with your beloved uncle, and I don´t want him to get away with it... I will leave now. But mark my words, I will be back for Hirohito...
*Leaves*
Post by: Shakira on September 04, 2002, 03:17:04 PM
*turns around to Geert* "Now WHAT? I'm tired of this! It's not a week yet and I've seen you so many times I lost count! I can handle it, ok? I really can!"
*Starts walking quickly toward the kitchen. Geert follows her. When she's in, she closes and locks the door before his nose*
"And stay OUT!"
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 06, 2002, 06:23:47 PM
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 8:24 pm on Sep. 6, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on September 07, 2002, 02:20:47 AM
"Whoa, hey, what's the rush, man? Pregnant lady here! Can't you see it? And here's your Irish coffee" *leaves it on the table carelessly*
"Ooh, your Coke.." *goes to the fridge and takes one* "Here!"
Post by: John Casden on September 22, 2002, 09:30:39 PM
Don't threaten the lady, Colonel...oh yes, I know who you are. I have my sources...and don't think you can detain me either.
Post by: Sloan on September 22, 2002, 10:00:17 PM
Post by: Strider on April 24, 2002, 05:35:07 AM
Post by: Randall Sanchez on April 24, 2002, 04:49:40 PM
"And... before I drink this... what is it?"
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:47:24 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 05, 2002, 08:07:05 PM
(Edited by Hirohito at 11:08 pm on May 5, 2002)
Post by: Hirohito on May 14, 2002, 06:44:06 PM
*Mystic smile*
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 01, 2002, 10:21:49 PM
I am Zach by the way. Your Tomas Goransson, aren't you? How the Skytoucher?
Post by: Shakira on June 11, 2002, 10:23:56 PM
*looking at Tain* "If you feel like having something, I'm gonna be right over there, ok?" *points out to the bar table*
Post by: Hirohito on June 16, 2002, 09:03:53 PM
Post by: Shakira on June 30, 2002, 09:04:38 PM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 07:28:42 AM
Shakira begun to cry.
My dear your alright now unless my tricorder is malfunctioning you have a small hare line rupture in your shoulder.
Zukovsky takes out a hypo spray and gives shakira a small dosis of pain killer to relive the pain.
= ^ = Ourumov to security I want Mr. Nagasaki in the brig NOW that's a order.
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 06, 2002, 06:26:33 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 07, 2002, 08:18:56 PM
"By the way" *looking at Holst* "Nice poem. And here, take this beer to forget about that someone. It's on the house"
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 20, 2002, 10:45:17 PM
*Is about to drink it when a kind of alarm sounding, almost like a beeper. He don´tt drink the juice, he runs out from CC without saying bye.*
Post by: Geert de heer on September 04, 2002, 03:07:36 PM
Shakira I'm from the CIB I was contacted to check up on you.
I believe you have a small problem that is going to become a very big problem!
We need to talk about this in private!
001 take over from miss shakira while she goes with my!
Post by: Dewald on September 06, 2002, 09:05:07 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:29:03 PM
*Clears her throat*
"Number one: Do NOT call me stupid! I accepted to have this baby because I thought it would be easier. You, with all your 'knowledge' (which I don't think you have, fake bastard) were NOT there to warn me about the secondary effects of pregnancy. And that includes the 'horny week', the insanely long birth I'll have to stand, among others. So, hey, if I'm stupid for getting pregnant, you are totally USELESS 'cause you didn't do your work. And the 'work' that you're doing right now is not the best either. I'm the one who has to ask the questions in order to be more or less informed, 'cause you just say crap!
Number two: Make the birth last three days and you'll be sorry you were born. And THAT is a promise.
Number three: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All and Feel-No-Pain-At-All, maybe that chip you have in your brain makes you the dork you are now! Ever thought of getting it removed? Yeah, I think you should.."
(Edited by Shakira at 11:30 pm on Sep. 22, 2002)
Post by: Geert de heer on September 23, 2002, 12:37:21 AM
All armed with Signature Phaser Rifles.
Good day gentlemen it seems a few minutes ago 1 of my agents as stunned by a pirate.
I don't care why or how but I don't like my agents getting phaser pointed to them.
He turned to sloan and walked to him.
I'm not going to ask you to drop your weapon nor I'm going try to take the weapon from you both acts would make war between our powers or agency's.
We need to talk about that don't you think.
He pushed a button on this Omega Seamaster watch and a small grappling hook came out pointing to Casden.
He hook was fired going in this paints flipping him over while falling down.
He was moved by the hook to Geert de heer.
Don't do that again to my agents or your ships might be destroyed and your crew killed!
(Edited by Geert de heer at 2:47 am on Sep. 23, 2002)
Post by: Hirohito on April 24, 2002, 05:44:06 AM
*Gives the admiral his space tea*
Post by: Vonter Nek Gente on April 26, 2002, 02:48:03 PM
kicks and triddle just before it gets beamed and walks out
Post by: on May 03, 2002, 04:45:15 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 08, 2002, 09:47:47 PM
Let's hope it will never happen!
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 09:04:42 AM
*Gives Hedford a plate with some meate on.*
here, enjoy!
Post by: Tain on June 11, 2002, 03:56:45 PM
I do not want anything at this moment.
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 17, 2002, 02:20:05 PM
"Woooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Post by: Hirohito on June 28, 2002, 06:34:58 AM
IN THAT CASE SHALL YOU NOT DRINK SHAKIS DRINKS! If you really wants to forgett... I know some mixes that will really make you forgett.
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:03:12 PM
"Well, I can't tell where he is, since I don't know that. He got mad and left, but I guess he'll be back soon. You can take a sit, order something, and wait, if you want"
Post by: Boris Plechanow on August 13, 2002, 10:50:59 PM
Post by: Thomas Stiegler on August 13, 2002, 09:30:42 AM
"I'm not sure if Security will take orders from you, Mr. Ourumov. Perhaps it would be easier to ask Admiral Geordi to do something about this...."
Thomas runs to the Rear-Admiral.
"Excuse me, Sir - but I think we have a security problem over there! You are needed to clarify the situation, Admiral."
(Edited by Thomas Stiegler at 2:01 pm on Aug. 13, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:25:15 PM
"And why didn't you tell me about all these things before? You know, if I keep finding out about these 'weirdo' things I might wanna drink poison for your kiddo right now! And you don't want that, do you?" *evil smile*
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 15, 2002, 03:58:35 PM
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 12:47:04 AM
Post by: Shakira on September 04, 2002, 03:28:52 PM
"Okay.. I've been thinking about it, so... I'll give it to the CIB only on one condition: I wanna see him/her once in a while. The poor kid has no father, neither mother, so *shrugs* I'll get to be 'cool aunt Shaki' or something. Now please, GO! And fix the door please! How unrespectful, to cut someone else's door like that..." *glance*
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 05, 2002, 09:34:46 PM
(off: look in your private messages)
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 11:37 pm on Sep. 5, 2002)
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on April 24, 2002, 06:27:16 AM
Post by: Vorak on April 26, 2002, 02:34:57 PM
We are now to beam the Tribbles to our cargo bay. My apologies for the possible inconvenience.
Vorak out.
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:41:36 AM
The replicator stands over there
Post by: Hirohito on May 08, 2002, 09:48:56 PM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 09:02:56 AM
Post by: Sorak on June 11, 2002, 03:55:31 PM
A vulcan spice tea wil be enough for me.
Post by: Hirohito on June 16, 2002, 09:49:35 PM
Post by: Shakira on June 29, 2002, 09:35:40 PM
"Hi, Haydn I'm Shakira. New here?" *Shakira introduces herself while preparing an Irish coffee* "Here, take this coffee. By the way, what do you wanna forget?"
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:07:44 PM
Post by: Geordi on August 13, 2002, 12:10:36 PM
Miss Shakira .. are you ok? Do you wish to file a complaint ?
*Turns and looks at Hirohito*
Mr Hirohito .. I think you and I need to have a little chat, before someone get's hurt, don't you think?
(Edited by Geordi at 2:13 pm on Aug. 13, 2002)
Post by: Geordi on August 14, 2002, 12:54:03 AM
=A= Geordi Out =A=
Miss Shakira ... If you see this Orion Guy again, please contact myself or one of the other snr Security staff imeediately. Id like to have a few choice words with him.
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 10:26:22 PM
Post by: Geert de heer on September 04, 2002, 03:22:06 PM
He pushed a button on this Omega Seamaster watch and a Focused laser Cutting Beam begin cut out the lock.
Shakira you are pregnant by a Xsel I ordered him killed.
He pushed the door open.
I need to know what you want keep the child or leave him in the hands of CIB when you gave birth?
Post by: Enoch on September 06, 2002, 03:46:03 PM
So what do you think of that idea?
By the way, service is pretty slow around here, I'm already waiting for half an hour to find out if they have an Irish Coffee to serve me... *humpf*
Post by: Hirohito on September 15, 2002, 07:44:52 AM
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 12:50:51 AM
Post by: Marco Ramius on April 25, 2002, 05:00:51 AM
Post by: Dewald on April 26, 2002, 09:05:44 PM
Post by: on May 03, 2002, 04:40:40 AM
Hmm......ok. May I have a Fanta please?
Post by: Hedford on May 06, 2002, 10:21:49 AM
*Takes a seat*
Well how are ya doing Hirohito besides killing those tribbels!.
*laughs*
Post by: Hedford on May 08, 2002, 09:58:52 PM
It was no offence to all the indians in here!
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 09:28:00 AM
And that you think that I won´t see a trickorder make me really sad.
(Edited by Hirohito at 12:30 pm on May 12, 2002)
Post by: Shakira on May 18, 2002, 07:29:35 PM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on June 02, 2002, 05:15:41 AM
Post by: Taldren on June 11, 2002, 03:53:52 PM
May I have a bottle of kanar please?
Post by: Shakira on June 22, 2002, 09:36:30 PM
Post by: Marco Ramius on August 13, 2002, 01:07:59 PM
Post by: Shakira on July 18, 2002, 08:15:36 PM
Great, Hirohito's in trouble again *Shakira thinks*
"Err.. sure, come on over here" *Starts walking to the kitchen. Once they're both in, closes the door and looks seriously at the agent*
"Okay.. what happened now?"
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:29:11 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 05, 2002, 08:42:35 PM
hallo Enoch,
what do u plan to do aboard the station?
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 16, 2002, 01:34:56 AM
Good morning lady's and gentlemen I'm send my geert de heer.
I'm the CIB doctor I was hoping I can scan Miss shakira she is in her 3rd weak and she has only 3 to go.
I'm aware that your husband has a problem with kid but its only 3 weeks.
Post by: Doctor Gogol on September 22, 2002, 09:44:47 PM
he has bin killed nearly 4 weeks ago!
but shakira for your information its a girl!
and you would be killed by a 00 agent i think or geert
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 30, 2002, 02:17:29 PM
Post by: Hirohito on April 25, 2002, 04:39:02 AM
Post by: Valory on April 26, 2002, 04:59:38 PM
(Edited by Valory at 3:39 am on April 27, 2002)
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:33:40 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 06, 2002, 10:23:13 AM
Post by: Shakira on May 09, 2002, 01:48:06 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 09:11:06 AM
*he had a tricorder underneath the bardesk and was scanning the plate, but he needed to complete the scan*
Hirohito could I please have some salt and pepper I always need those
Post by: Hirohito on May 18, 2002, 10:04:56 AM
(OFF: But IRL I like it! )
Post by: Shakira on June 02, 2002, 08:39:35 PM
Post by: Hirohito on June 10, 2002, 06:15:14 AM
Post by: Haydn Holst on June 28, 2002, 03:28:39 AM
"Hi, my name is Haydn, Haydn Host.
I'm really depressed.
Somebody told me that Sahkira is an orion who prepares drinks and I want one that makes me forget..."
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 18, 2002, 08:17:21 PM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 13, 2002, 01:17:19 PM
I just contacted Earth I got the files I need if you want I can give you a copy of most the files.
Some are JAG files only I can only give them to the chief JAG officer of this station.
Post by: Xsel on August 31, 2002, 10:32:11 PM
He kisses shakira with passion and fire and looks in here eyes.
He unlocks the door and walks out the bar!
Post by: Enoch on September 05, 2002, 09:02:05 PM
Post by: Shakira on September 15, 2002, 08:34:32 PM
"T..Tomas, what are you doing here? How long will you stay?"
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 12:43:31 AM
Ohh ... nobody in here.
goes to the bar and takes a bottle of whiskey
Post by: Shakira on September 22, 2002, 09:43:01 PM
"And about you.. 'doctor'.. THANKS for telling me (once again, NOT in time) some more effects of pregnancy. Boy, I love being pregnant!" *glances in disgust* "I'm telling ya, that chip ain't doing any good... "
*turns around and speaks up* "Does anyone know when Xsel will come here himself?"
Post by: Zach Schmidt on April 26, 2002, 11:01:19 PM
Post by: Hirohito on May 03, 2002, 04:33:04 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 09, 2002, 08:58:47 AM
Post by: Hirohito on May 12, 2002, 12:52:09 PM
Post by: Shakira on June 09, 2002, 08:39:59 PM
Post by: Randall Sanchez on June 18, 2002, 03:06:46 PM
"Emm I think I better go back to the sh... sh... sh... sh... Evolution... my head hurts... shouldn't have mixed those two drinks...."
*Sanchez strodes out of the bar and heads back to the Evolution*
OFF: see "docked at station Avalon" topic in Evolution forum for continuing
Post by: Haydn Holst on July 15, 2002, 04:56:04 AM
*looks at Zack Mannion*
He's in the bathroom so you'll have to wait.
By the way, sir...you are standing on my foot, Would you make me the favour of moving backwards, please?
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 15, 2002, 06:51:04 AM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 14, 2002, 01:47:38 PM
He hologram was standing as he should now.
He doc if you what to fly just go to the holodeck!
Post by: Shakira on August 31, 2002, 10:37:34 PM
Okay.. now I'm pregnant.. I dunno why, but I feel I just made a huge mistake
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 04, 2002, 04:05:23 PM
*repairng the door to the kitchen and sees his pizza*
*goes back to his seat*
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 7:08 pm on Sep. 5, 2002)
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on September 12, 2002, 12:54:07 PM
Post by: Jing da Goar on September 23, 2002, 04:37:08 PM
001 to HQ one person to beam
*Jing beams away*
(Edited by Jing da Goar at 6:37 pm on Sep. 23, 2002)
Post by: Niles on October 16, 2002, 01:00:05 AM
Post by: Zach Schmidt on April 26, 2002, 11:00:00 PM
Post by: on May 03, 2002, 04:31:45 AM
Hello Mr. Hirohito. I am reporting in.
*Punches stuff into her PADD*
Post by: Hirohito on May 09, 2002, 11:17:57 AM
Post by: Hedford on May 12, 2002, 10:26:30 AM
*He took a piece of the meat*
Hey this tastes good, what is it Hiro, sorry I doubted.
*he ate the piece of meat*
Wel Hiro that was delicious, I really mean that!!
Post by: Hirohito on June 07, 2002, 04:44:27 AM
Post by: Hirohito on June 19, 2002, 12:39:31 PM
Post by: Zack Mannion on July 14, 2002, 11:21:16 PM
Excuse me, but where can I get Hirohito?
Post by: Claire Nek Gente on July 15, 2002, 03:20:29 PM
Post by: on August 14, 2002, 09:35:25 PM
Post by: Zukovsky Ourumov on August 31, 2002, 10:42:54 PM
He walks to shakira and takes a look ad here.
My dear I believe you met Xsel the bastard but that is something for a other time.
He takes out this tricorder and makes a scan of her.
The cell is very active its making a fetus in 6 weeks you will give birth I cant give you any information about the sex yet but that will take about 3 days to give you a answer about that.
I don't know about you but I need to have a drink!
(Edited by Zukovsky Ourumov at 12:47 am on Sep. 1, 2002)
Post by: Enoch on September 05, 2002, 07:01:39 PM
"Do they have Irish Coffee here?"
Post by: Tomas Goransson on September 12, 2002, 10:47:24 AM
Excuse me lovely lady, but could I have a beer please?
Post by: Sloan on September 23, 2002, 04:46:47 PM
Now, someone will tell me what is going on. no-one leaves this table unless and until I am satisfied with the details.
Post by: Shiroff Plawek on October 16, 2002, 01:07:48 AM
drinks his vodka and makes a new one
what about u? are u just on 'holiday' here, or will u be assigned?