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I am glad.

I am here as you requested Sir, ready to take on any assignment you can throw at me, Sir.

OFF: Ifall du vill, fortsätt i det rummet så hänger jag lydigt med. :-)

(Edited by gunnar at 4:19 pm on Dec. 23, 2002)

Well Ms. Malka. If you are more comfortable with it you could place your name tag on your forehead instead. I don´t want anything right now, I just wanted to say hello.

*Enters*

hello there. I think I take a Arrak.

Wow wow wow wait a bit here. I hired Angel becouse i though it would be better for the agents.

I´m not talking about your problems with yourself. I am talking about your problems when it comes to other persons. Are you never happy?

*Takes a step out in the room and looks at Angel*

Angel!

*The Captain throws a  heavy black spheric thing at Angel. In an instant she turns around and catches the black orb with one hand*

Most impressive, last time I throwed a black orb at anyone, they had left the room before it had hit the ground.. I am looking for a security officer to help me on the FSS Blackfire. Interested? ..

(Edited by gunnar at 2:57 am on Jan. 2, 2003)

I'm okay, thanks for asking.. a bit bored, sometimes. Not much people around here lately, you know?

But oh well, it's said you gotta thank sometimes you have a time to rest, so I better not complain *shrugs*

*...Walks into the empty mess hall and was surprised there wasn't a single soul in here, not even a tender...*

"Hmmm, creepy, oh Romulan Ale, one the house."

*...he walks up into the bar and grabs the Ale and a glass and starts drinking...*

Welcome all, people.. this is your bartender, Malka, I hope to attend you as you all deserve.. so if I happen to attend you in a bad way, it's probably 'cause you don't deserve being treated better *laughs on the inside*

So, if anyone needs something, I'll be around.

(Ok, då säger vi så.)

(Malka, you have just heard your first conversation in swedish. lol)

Oh.. very smart .. see, I'm not used to watching people's chests.. looks like you love doing that, huh? And I bet you love even more forgetting girls' names, so you can check their name on their tags, amazingly placed on their chests.. *raises an eyebrow and smiles evily*

So, Mr.. *gets closer and reads his tag* Mannion, how can I help you?

(OFF: okay, I gotta admit, when I wrote it I thought it was quite good.. now I've read it so many times I kinda lost that feeling lol)

I will have mu =1.66057 ?  10? where 27 W ± ó = 23ëi with a twist of lemon!

OFF: Sqrewdriver

*Malka takes a look at Angel* "I'm sorry.. who the #### are you? A new employee? Who hired you?" *frowns*

Why would there be a problem with me?

(Edited by Malka at 4:55 pm on Jan. 1, 2003)

Sounds interesting.  I think I might enjoy that.

*Smiles*

Doin' just fine Malka, 'bout you?

*Takes a mouth full of beer and swallows*

Aaaaaaaaaaah...
Yanno, you just made my day luv.

Walks in and sit's down at the bar.

Androian Ale please.

The bartender comes back in less then a minute with my order.

I drink it and think to my new dutys.

Helo there Ms, Malka. How is it?

(OFF: Malka, what was your greate answer you spoke about some days before? )

*Turns around*

You should talk with FSS Chief Mannion.

*Points at General Mannion's office*

OFF: "Division Commander Office"

I'm here.

I'll have a Kaluha Mudslide!

Hm, you are the most unusual person I know, Malka. Although that was one of the reasons that I hired you in the first place. And, Malka, I do work with persons thinking they are the boss over me. Yes I do, and I have learned to live with it. But, I have no intention to lose you. Angel, can u consider any other duty?

Very good, looking forward  to work with you.

Please speak to Zack about your transfere, should you make up your mind.

And.. you may keep that black orb, just don't drop it.

Hey there How you doing, buddy? Everything under control? *Malka takes a beer out of the fridge, and a pack of cigarretes from a cupboard*

Here, enjoy. And thanks for bringing back the tray, by the way

*Beams out*

*Commander Riker looks up*
Grab A Chair.

I'm good, Mr.. sorry, what was your name? I know you're the boss here and blah blah blah, but I tend to forget names sometimes. Don't take it personally..

*gunnar follows chief Mannion to the enlistment room*

Angel walks in.  'Ummm excuse me,I'm looking for a job,do you happen to have a position available.'

Malka, I believe I'm your newest employee.

Wow wow wow let's not wait! Is this your bar, Zack? Is it? No, of course not. Sure, you're the boss and blah blah blah, but as I said, it's pure 'blah blah blah'. I'm the one who has to be here all day long, and so I think I should be the one who chooses her colleagues. Would you like to work in a place where you're supposed to be the boss, and still don't get to choose your employees?
I'm gonna work with these people several hours a day, all I'm asking for you is the permission to choose them. IF I choose to have colleagues."

*Malka crosses her arms waiting for an answer of Zack. Then she glances and sees Angel.*
"I'm sorry, it's nothing against you, but.. I guess you understand, right?"

Booze or no booze, I need to get my ass to the FIS Blackfire and make some preparations..

*Walks out the door heading for the ship*

*The real gunnar enters the bar, walks up to the bardesk and put down the tray his hollogram borrowed earlier*

Heeey Malka! Can i have a beer and a pack of cigaretts?

Is there a bartender here?

OFF: BTW I think there is no one here, but I am formally asking for a "here or present" thank you.

Thank you Wil
Did you hear anything from our Admirals??

It stands on my name tag, Ms Malka. (OFF: Mwuahaha )

"Biomechanical Gene Disruptor, Echo Papa 607, *mumbles*, Ferengi Whip, CRM-114, *mumbles*, Bio-Dart, Ahn-Woon, *mumbles*, Agony Booth, *mumbles*, check, check, *mumbles*, check, check, check..

*Puts away his tricoder and starts to tapp on his PADD. Suddenly he stops, and  frowns. He inserts a black little compact cartride into the PADD and speaks*

Hrm.. override, security code: array 5-3#52 vector alpha TAC-3512#

That's more like it.

*An evil grin speads over his face*

(Edited by gunnar at 10:13 pm on Dec. 29, 2002)

And if you not cool down, Malka you can consider another duty too. I think you are a good person, but you really need to change that mood you´re always in...

Wow, great to know there's a boss in this galaxy whoactually cares about his employees' happiness! *applauses and smiles evily*
Answering your question, of course I'm happy. I'm happy when I receive what I deserve. I deserve to get along with the people I work, hence I should choose them. And that's what I'm gonna receive.
It's not a matter of how I treat people.. none of this would have happened if it weren't for your impertinence to hire someone without consulting me. And you know it.

Okay, Zack, let's start by this: Thank you SO much for actually finishing your story. Now guess what? I don't care about it. Just as much as you care about mine, which by the way, I won't say. I just wouldn't torture someone in the way you tortured me. Believe me, listening to that whole essay was.. I cannot believe I didn't pass out listening to you! *rolls her eyes*
Anyway, don't try to play that guilt-game with me. It ain't gonna work, honey.
I've always been taught to earn what I want. If you want my respect, earn it. You have it anyway, I don't see what's your problem about that. We're obviously not compatible, so I blame it on that. Oh well *shrugs*

By the way, if you wanna fire me, do that. I know I'll find another job where I can truly be appreciated. But I also know you won't find another bartender like me. Not that easily, at least.

So it's up to you, Zackie *raises an eyebrow*

Yes ofcourse Malka. *smiles*

*Walks out the door, heading for the FSS Blackfire.*

(Edited by gunnar at 6:13 pm on Jan. 9, 2003)

==^== COmputer:YELLOW ALERT YELLOW ALERT ALL CREW REPORT TO STATIONS==^==

Commander Riker walks into the Galaxy End.
Walk over to a table and sits down.The time on the computer display is 20:45  Kenndey Time.
Commander Riker called the Bartender over.
Bartender:What can I get you Commander
Romluan Ale mixed with brandy
Bartender:Are you really sure you whant that Sir
Iam sure after the past three weeks I need somthing strong.
as the Bartender left.
Lt.Richard Brown and a few secuity officer from the late Uss Newyork-B walk in.
Riker Yelled " RICHARD COME OVER HERE"
then Lt.Brown,Ens Ette and Crewman Easton sits Down.
the Bartender came back with Commander Rikers Drink and then took the orders from the others.
Richard its been 1 years since we been together whats new with you these days?
Ens Ette:Commander how do you know the Lt
well Ens me and The Lt we at the Acdemy together and we have posting together.

Director Mannion. I was off reporting for duty, as you requested. I didnt see anyone there, so I took a wild chance, guessing you might be here. I hope I didnt break to many FSS regulations by doing so.

Even if I might suspect I'm on very thin ice..

*looks at the bartender, who, with the old 'cut-a-throat-hand-movement' signals that she agrees*

I'll keep talking. I'm like to be on top of thing. I feel more at ease, looking for someone, than someone looking for me, sir. I hope I still can enlist with the FSS Division, working under your command.

*Goes thru various types of blade weapons on his PADD. Suddenly Captain Gunnar stands up and makes a strange and very violent 'slice-move' thru the air..!

He then returns to his seat and PADD..
*mumbles*"bat'leth, Mekleth, d'k tahg..." *mumbles**

-How about those poisons bartender Malka?

*He tapps some more on his PADD.  Suddenly he throw himself off the chair and makes a flipp into the middle of the bar*

Activate hollographic room distortion!

*The bar-desk and walls seems to be melting down on the floor, Gunnar grins at the bartender as he aswell melts down in a puddle of liquid metal.. leaving the bartender all alone in the new dark room, without any walls, roof or anything else. A voice sounds.*

Deactivate hollographic room distortion!

*The room slowly returns to normal and Gunnar is back on his chair.*

Sorry, just had to test this.. thing. Please don't tell anyone.. or I'll probably have to kill you.

"Yes, she can consider another duty, Zack! What kinda question is that? Oh, and by the way, "*turns to Angel* "I'll consider having you here as a bartender, but A)don't count on it so much B) I'll understand if you happen to say no"

I gpnna tell you a little story, and don´t say anything, becouse you have the door there!

100 years ago, a man walked thrpugh the doors of the ship FIS jupiter, he was uncertain about what he felt, becouse he had taken farewell of all he knew since his childhood. But he did this with the knownledge that he served the federation. The first years was hard, even booring actually, with snofsy star fleet personell that thought they could order him around, but he continued to serve FSS with all his powers, (don´t mumble, Malka!) and finally. After 25 years, he was promoted to FSS Captain and was given the Security Department to lead. Now did someones pretend to respect him, but it was just becouse of his position. He continued as he always did and so, and one other day, suddenly he was Major, and was given command of his own ship. FIS Wasp. And the years went and he was after 50 years promoted to the Chief, yes, the big Boss, of the FSS. But still, there was not a single person, except for a certain Jack maybee that truly respected him.

But still, after 100 years in FSS, no one respected him for the one he was! And you comes here and roles your eyes about everything all the time! Have you ever thought that it might be some persons that not agreeing with you? Sure, you are the boss, over a BAR! I am Boss over the entire FSS! There is a slight diffirence there, don´t you think? Do you think you have it bad ´uh? Well, you shall not complain before you have seen my tasks! Wich you will not.

And if you have any problems with that, well, you are free to leave, but twell me first becouse then I have to erase some parts of your memory first. I hope you wasn´t offended by what I said?

*sighs*

An entire federation filled with problems and a president that are paranoid, and what are I doing? Bickeling (spell) with a bartender.... Do whatever you want, I have other thing I have to do.

*Leaves*

Okay.. beer and a bottle of cognac, here ya go *Malka handles the tray to the hologram*
Please bring me back the tray once you've finished using it, yes?

Captain Bode enters the Galaxy End and walks to the Bartener..
Bartender: What can I do for you?
I would like a glass of Andorian Ale..
Bartender: Coming right up...
*Bode sees Commander Riker sitting at one of the tables with a few other officer and walks towards them with his drink*
May I join you?

No I did'nt.
Just then a Crewman runs into the Galaxy End and stops infront of Commander Riker.
Crewman:SIR,we need you in the Stuttle bay a damage stuttle came in and a starfleet officer exited
Commander Stands up *turns to Bode,and Brown*
Would you like to join me in the stuttle bay?
Then Commander Riker Turns and Runs to the Stuttle Bay.

*Looks down in the floor for a second, then up, into the eyes of the FSS Chief*

Sir?

*Tapps acouple of times on his PADD, watching  simulations of diffrent spaceship evation-techniques..

Then he picks up an old fashion earth lighter and puts it on the bar-desk.. like his Polarised Disruption Phaser, it bears the Federation Secret Service sign.

He picks up the lighter and starts flipping the lid of the lighter on and off.. on and off..*

*Turns back, facing the bar, humming an ancient earth song, while his eyes once again turn towards his PADD*

"..du gamla du fria..*hum hum* fjällhöga nord..*hum*"

*Turns to the two FSS chiefs*
Glad you could make it Jack and Zach!

*Seems to be checking his pockets, he then looks up again*
Anyone of you gentlemen that smokes? Not those Klingon ones though..

*Looks at Angel, then looks at Malka, who still seems to be doing something very important*

I am VERY glad you could make it too Angel!

What is the matter with you?

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Quote: from gunnar on 4:58 am on Dec. 27, 2002 *Enters and walks up to the bar* Miss Malka *nods* bring me the 'long island icetea' of atleast 3 worlds. I've enlisted onna ship, and it might take awhile until I sit comfortably at a bar again.. And.. a pack of cigaretts, no filters.

This might be a bad time to bring it up.. but.. 4 hours ago I ordered some stuff.
I'm having a hard time entertaining myself more, without any alcoholic substances.

*A hollogram of Captain Gunnar appears at the bar. With it's perception feedback, and a forcefeeld, it is able to bring Gunnar his order at the FIS Blackfire*

I'd like an icecold beer, and a bottle of cognac, 'Grondstedt's XO, 25 years', to go.

*Says the hollogram, and grins*

*Finishes his beer*

Can I have another one?
And.. 10 cl of Groenstedt's XO cognac, oldest one ya got.
And.. a cigarr if ya got..

Will walks into the mess hall, seeing the place deserted just shrugs and sits down at a table and waits to see what happens

U werent interrupting something.

(OFF: Du kan alltid vänta i admin. forumet tills jag kan posta. )

*Enters and walks up to the bar*

Miss Malka *nods* bring me the 'long island icetea' of atleast 3 worlds.

I've enlisted onna ship, and it might take awhile until I sit comfortably at a bar again..

And.. a pack of cigaretts, no filters.

*Stops humming, and looks at the bartender wich seems to be doing something very important. He picks up his tricoder and tries to figure out what*

-Hm, I didn't know bartenders did nano-mecanics.. wait.. you might wanna add 1 more electrino to that .. or, wait NO! .. *phue* not that one.. the other one.. yes.. that one.. let's make a new drink, not an photonbomb...

It's mu =1.66057 ?  10? where 27 W ± ó = 23ëi, NOT vice versa.

Well thank you very much.

Ooh, the boss is angry..  watch out! *rolls her eyes*
Listen, Zack, Mannion, boss, or whatever you want me to call you (and I'll keep calling you Zack, so don't even bother to answer that), if you wanna fire me, fire me. But you know you'll be losing one of the best bartenders you could ever ask for.

I understand Malka I had my own bar.  Maybe I should just go.

Okay.. *raises her eyebrows* Now THAT I wasn't expecting..
*Malka shakes her head, concentrating on her bar again. She looks at the tables, trying to see if anyone needs something*

*Laughs*

d*amn right about that.

*Lights a smoke and smiles ear to ear*

*Takes a sip on his bear and starts to blow smalls rings of smoke*

Soooooooo Malka.. you're bored.. i'm abit bored.. waiting for my ship to get a mission.. we could help eachother to pass time yanno.

*grins*

*after 10 seconds of evil looks and grins, he stops and takes out a deck of cards*

Poker?

==^== Computer: ALL RELIANCE CREW ARE ORDERED BACK TO THE SHIP==^==