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The Dantor City => BlackBurn Pub => Topic started by: Brian Higgins on April 24, 2006, 05:53:02 PM

Title: The New Pub
Post by: Brian Higgins on April 24, 2006, 05:53:02 PM
*A very tired looking Admiral enters the pub accompanied bye atleast 20 marines, on there uniforms its clearly there the Admirals body guards, then the Admiral headed for a seat at the counter as his guard took up casual positions all around the bar and 2 other marines sat with the Admirals waiting to be served*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 28, 2006, 07:28:12 PM
*Balkazar soon enters as well and heads over to sit bye clyde*

"Torean, Andorian Ale if you dont mind."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:20:18 AM
*Nate gives a loud yeehaw and stumbles up to the Colonel and Captain he gives asloopy salute and takes a seat*

"Major Drunk reporting *hick up* in Siiirrrrrrrrrrrr...."

*Nate stares at the colonel for a moment then burst into luaghs*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:24:45 AM
"I certainly do have a cure for him. Now where did I store the explosives..."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:32:40 AM
"I don't"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 01:43:37 AM
*looks up at Nate*
"slir care to drunk me with you under table"

*Eastwood smiled and continued to sing a song*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 02:49:23 AM
*Doesnt believe what his men are doing and moves to the other end of the bar where he sits drinking his Andorian ale in peace, but Balkazar looks up and tries not to choke on his ale as he is trying to contain himself, and trying to refrain from laughing at this ridiculous challenge*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jim Raynor on June 29, 2006, 03:06:19 AM
Raynor walks into the bar, completely oblivious to his colleagues under the table.

"Barkeep, I'll have a--"

Suddenly, a familiar voice cries out hysterically, "DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!"

Raynor turns on his heel to see Keller and Eastwood under the table. Grabbing both of them by their dogtags, he pulls them to their feet. "Sit down, now!" he says sternly to both of them, including Major Keller. "Barkeep, get a couple of hot coffees over here, double time! And a towel for this dumbass here!"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Mike Powell on June 29, 2006, 03:30:27 AM
*Powell smirks and grabs Clyde by the neck and gives him s Vulcan Death Grip and Clyde falls to the ground unconcious.*

"Ok... get a couple blankets and slide these boys over tot he corner and let them sleep this off... I don't want to send them to the brig they just got out of battle. They needed this break."

*Mike takes a seat at the bar and orders an Ale.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 05:42:21 AM
"Sit Bdr. General, I hope you brought your Latem." <Chuckles>
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Torean on March 28, 2006, 03:59:04 PM
After a nice tour by the General Torean begins unpacking his things and repairing the damaged systems in the pub.  It will take a while but he knows that it is possible and it will be a great establishment.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Torean on April 27, 2006, 01:47:02 PM
Torean walks up the the admiral.  

"Admiral Higgins, what can I get for you today?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 28, 2006, 05:32:56 AM
*Eastwood strolls in a tried marine and plants his arse at a table and passes out waiting for Torean to stir him*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:20:40 AM
"All of a sudden I`m not so thirsty." Glares at Ghemor, "thank you, tender, for ruining what promised to be a decent evening, without the constant fear of death." Turns to the Colonel, "Oh, no sir, I wouldn`t trade this job for anything. I love what I do. Like drinking though, the aftereffects aren`t always so enjoyable, the price we pay."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:23:18 AM
"Oh gee, Thank you Ghemor, Im so glad we are on good terms.  <Smiles, then stares at Ghemor as he took a drink of andorian ale>, Very good my chum."

<Then sees nate come in and gives a sloppy salute then bursts out laughing>

"Ummmm, Are you alright, Nate? Do I need to order you to the bridge to sleep off your drunkeness ?, or perhaps the good Tender here as something to get rid of your drunkeness, Whew, YEAH! hes drunk.  The bad breath gives it away."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:32:17 AM
OOC**Stop shuffling the Posts around please, it confuses everyone.  You may be Admin, but shuffling posts is a lil to far :D.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:43:50 AM
"I do, sir. Semper Fi Marines! We take of our own, something my parents never quite learned."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 02:48:17 AM
*Starts chugging the rum and giggles under his breath, then stops and burts our laughing spraying rum all over Keller*

"there some extra rum i thought i would share with you.... my mummy always told me to share"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 03:10:03 AM
<Sighs>, Thank you, Captain.  I shoulda put a stop to it.  But thank you."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 03:28:43 AM
"Sir, Im a tad drunk, but not as bad as them.  <Gets up and gives a salute>, we were just getting the edge off after the whole riot situation sir, and they needed to have some fun, I know I shoulda stopped them drinking, but they were having a good time and needed it.  I apologize if they got out of hand."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 09:53:33 AM
*Eastwoods ears perk up by hearing the word drinks*

*Drinks did someone say drinks were on them, i'd love one if someone is offering"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Kawolsky on April 17, 2006, 05:20:02 PM
*Kawolsky enters the pub and looks around. He makes his way through the crowd of people, to the bar, where Torean awaits*

"I see business is picking up Torean"   Kawolsky said
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Brian Higgins on April 29, 2006, 02:19:50 AM
"I'll have some tea, and my men will have some of your ale.  Dont get them to drunk please."

"So whats the latest news you been hearing about Torean?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:00:49 AM
"Of course, lt.  We are off duty until the bell rings again.  Tender, get Clyde some beer, and keep your hands where I can see them.  I dont need any of my marines poisoned bye your type!" Balkazar glared at Ghemor.

OOC**Did I mention Balk doesnt like Cardassians very much :D
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:19:39 AM
OCC: Oops lol posted too late
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:25:09 AM
Looks dubiously at Nathan, "Sir, I prefer tea, especially after recent events, perhaps later I`ll imbibe."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:45:59 AM
"Oy, I think your both drunk."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 02:44:45 AM
"Oh de kay... on your mark.. get set... goooob...erm goooo"

*Keller and Clyed begin to chug the 1 liter bottles of rum. In an attempt to through Eastwood off Keller starts to tickle his side.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 02:58:57 AM
*Keller gets his shirt off and just as he got it off he looks at Clyde and spews all over the table and laughs and falls over still giggling.*

"DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!"

*Keller then dumps what was left of the rum all over himself and acts as if he was swimmingin it.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Mike Powell on June 29, 2006, 03:20:35 AM
*After hearing about from some enlisted men about some disturbing activities Powell enters with six MPs and speaks loudly.*

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 03:37:41 AM
*A tad wobbly from his slight drunkeness goes and sits next to Powell, and orders a water*

"So sir, this has been an interesting few days, has it not ?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 04:46:42 PM
"Drinks for all then!"
*Set out 50 glasses*
"Indulge yourselves. Take ten each! I will watch"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Torean on April 17, 2006, 05:23:07 PM
"Mr Kawolsky, nice to see you today.  What can I get for you this afternoon?  Yes, it is picking up nicely."

Torean serves a few drinks while talking to Kawolsky.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Indiana Jones on April 27, 2006, 04:25:26 PM
Inidana Jones walks into the pub and sits at the counter looking at a PADD a look of dread and worry on his face, he was just now recieving word about the fialed hijack of the Windsor, even though he was just assigned to the ship, he was not totally sure why someone would want to steal it, nor was he too happy, someone messing around with his engines.... that was not right, not right at all.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 12:47:54 AM
Jase walks in. Being new he didn`t recognize anyone except Colonel Balkazar and Captain Eastwood. He strode over to them, "Sirs, may I?" He turns to Ghemor, "I assume you are the tender? Green tea."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:19:39 AM
"Cmon, Lt.  Its not that bad being a Marine is it ?, we do get to be on the front lines of all fight's, We are the back bone of ground and ship to ship assaults, and Marines have so much of an advantage over starfleet, we get to fight more, and mess with the newest toys, to come out to date.  What could you want more then that ?" Balkazar inquired.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:25:08 AM
"Sir... has any ever told you that your nose is like... big..."

*Nate giggles and waits for his blood wine.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:49:11 AM
"I don`t think Captain Eastwood is in the same condition as Captain Keller, though I would advise he be cut off." Lenas towards Eastwood, "I got your back sir, please don`t make me regret that."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 02:43:08 AM
*motions the tender for 2 bottles of his finest rum*

"done deal boots and funny hat, that sway we cant get done for *burps out loud* now where was i..... yes for not be in uniform"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:03:10 AM
*starts to burst out laughing at keller spewing and then as he starts to settle he does a power chuck*

"SCUBA STEVE WHERE WHERE, i cant let him see me with my clothes on"

*Eastwood quickly takes his pants off and stands there in nothing but his boots dogtags and glasses on his head*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:20:46 AM
*looks down at Nate and falls backwards off the table, landing flat on his arse*

"Holy cow dung, how did i end up down here"

*Looks at Nate and feels the table for his rum like a hand possed or something*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:33:35 AM
*gets knocked unconcious and gets dragged over to the corner where he proceds to snore as loud as he can*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jim Raynor on June 29, 2006, 05:42:32 PM
"I'll pass on the booze." Raynor takes one of "his" glasses and moves it to the barkeep. "I'll take a raktajino."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Kawolsky on April 17, 2006, 05:26:03 PM
*Kawolsky looks at the list of drinks available.*

"Actually,I think I'll give it a miss...but thank you"

*Kawolsky exits*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 12:33:13 AM
<Looking a lil surprised to see a Cardassian on a marine base, went and ignored the tender>

"Whats wrong with you, Clyde ?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:16:14 AM
Sighs, "Well do I know two of the three, sir. Too well do I know them, and I don`t doubt that you do as well."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:27:36 AM
"Aye mate... enjoy your tea... Ill stick to the booze... you never *Hick* never know when your last day might come so I live life to the fullest everyday..."

*Nate looks around the room and is happy smirk soon turns into a serious stare*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:35:04 AM
"Then perhaps something Vulcan?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 01:49:53 AM
"Drunk not we are sir, we are nappy to be aliv"

*Eastwood turned to nate and offered him a drinking challenage*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 02:40:13 AM
*Nate starts to laugh and spits out his wine all around and drools a bit. He wipes the spit and speaks*

"Nah nah nah.. not completly necked... combat boots and helm... thats more formal hahahahaha. Whats the drink? RUM!!! I want rum.. old skewl Bacardi 151! That should be gooood*hick* for some reason i got a cravin for some nuts.."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 03:16:33 AM
*After seeing Clyde barf all over Jim Nate gets up and throws his coffe to the ground and hops on the table and joins Clyde in the Dancing.*

"YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!! 17TH BATTALION FOR LIFE BABY!!!"

*As Nate danced about he slips on the barf and falls to the floor and bounces his head off the floor. he sits up and barfs then begins to giggle.*

"Didnt see that coming hahaha."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:23:08 AM
*Hears Powells voice and looks at Nate suddnely getting tackled by him gets up and gives chase after Powell*

"oi leave my boyfriend alone he is mine not yours i saw him first damnit"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Patrick Brown on June 29, 2006, 05:37:15 AM
*Patrick Enters in a Now Clean Uniform and stops so all the Officers and Marines can See Him*

Marines of the 17th Battlation we have survived an attack from Romluans and attack from our own we were supected to fail  but we did'nt we are Marines we are Marines of the 17th Battlation we have a Histroy and we are Marines  a Round of Drinks for the Battlation on Me
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Patrick Brown on June 29, 2006, 06:18:24 PM
*Patrick Grabs a Seat next to Colonel Balkizar and  Lt.General Powell and Picks up his Drink*

We Whent though a lot in the Pass little while hav'nt we
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Weasly Cook on April 20, 2006, 11:05:34 PM
Cook enters the pub and looked around he had a familiar sight with him, a blue leash that is hooked to a harness that is around a Chocolete Seal Point Siemese Cat, named Captain Smith, he looks around and seeing that the pub was empty sits at an empty table and Captain Smith hops onto the table and just curls up into a ball purring. Cook is looking at a menu now.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 28, 2006, 10:56:30 PM
*mumbles something and slams his fist on the table hoping Balkazar understood what he wanted*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:18:55 AM
*Gathers the drinks*
"How entertaining! My good marine. If I wanted to poison you. I would lightly coat the glasses with the chemicals and serve it to whom I wanted to die a horrible death"
*Hands the drink to Balkazar*
"Enjoy"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:26:46 AM
*Gives Keller Bloodwine*
"Drink it quickly. Then turn to the opposite direction of my bar table"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:37:24 AM
"Name it. My internal database doesn't include every drink name to put on a menu. Do you think I am a professional bartender?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 01:53:00 AM
*Grabs Kellers Collar and looks at his ensigna*

"Sir i think you have the wrong badge on someone said your a captain and you have a major badge on, where do i get one"

*Eastwood falls off his chair laughing at Keller*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 02:36:21 AM
*Stands up and slautes the Majtain*

"right challenage is drink as much as you scan and not barf and whoever looses must run naked up to powell and kiss him"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 03:17:05 AM
*Balkazar was drinking his ale and he started to see lil green ALF's floating around his head*

*He pokes at the green ALF's*

"Is it me, or am I the only one who can see these green ALF's floating around my head ? <At that moment Balkazar slips off his chair and lands on his arse, and bursts up laughing>
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 03:22:57 AM
*NAte hears Powells voice and he looks to Clyde.*

"HES MINE!!!"

*Nate then tackles Clyde and pushes him aside and runs for Powell.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jim Raynor on June 29, 2006, 03:55:59 AM
"Sir, allow me to apologize for those two. I'll personally make sure it doesn't happen again."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 10:00:34 PM
"More then I had expected actually, <Takes a sip of his Andorian ale>
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Richard Ransom on April 23, 2006, 06:54:21 PM
*Cooks Communcator Beeped*

==^== Computer:Commander Cook, Secuitey Alert U.S.S Windsor==^==
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 28, 2006, 09:38:56 PM
*Stands quickly from behind the counter*
"Hello there my warrior friends! What edge can I remove today?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:08:19 AM
Sits down at the table, "What`s wrong with the Captain?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Ghemor on June 29, 2006, 01:22:22 AM
"Your most welcome"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:30:12 AM
"Certainly I agree sir, but that`s no reason to drink oneself to death." Sniffs the bloodwine and pulls a face, "Never was much for Klingon drink. Tender, have you any Tellorian conconctions?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Jase Jellico on June 29, 2006, 01:41:10 AM
"Though I may regret it either within the hour, or tomorrow morning, I`d like you to choose the drink, provided it is Vulcan, your bartending skills must lend you some insight."

(That and i don`t know any Vulcan drinks.)
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 02:29:07 AM
*Nate looks at Clyde and rips a pip off and exchanges on of the captain bars with the gold leaf and slaps the bars were his leave was.*

"There... now we are is to be the same... or somthing ..."

*Nate helps Clyde up onto his seat and slaps him across the face*

"I accept your challange... you bafoon...or or or you baboon.. they have funny asses... muahahahaaha."

*Keller chugs the Blood Wine he was served.*


OCC: Balk... this is a pub and we are waiting for the mission to start.. you can't send me to the brig... you terrorist
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 02:56:42 AM
*sees Keller taken his shirt of and not to be beaten starts to strip too trying to beat Keller to get naked*

"Dont you dare think your going to beat me at two things at once"

*keeps drinking his rum best he can without spilling it all over himself*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:11:35 AM
*Gets up and give Raynor the death stare and then throws up all over him*

"if you cant beat me join me"

*Jumps up and starts dancing*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 03:27:35 AM
*Sees Keller get blasted with the phaser pistol and comes to a halt*

"Sir Majtain Clyde Eastwood reporting in sir"

*Gives Powell a salute back and stands there naked and waits for one back*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Clyde Eastwood on June 29, 2006, 10:55:29 PM
*gets up with his towel on and makes his way over to where the others are sitting*

"Tender can i get a nice hot coffee please 4 sugars 4 coffees"

*Eastwoods head hits the table hard and starts to moan softly*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Weasly Cook on April 24, 2006, 02:37:10 PM
Cook jumped and taps his communicater badge as he got up and scooped up Captain Smith.

=A= I am on my way Sir.... Can you prep me on what's going on?=A=

Cook leaves the pub without even taking a bite of food.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Andrew Yates on June 28, 2006, 09:24:35 PM
OOC: Sorry guys but your tender will not be Torean. It will be Ghremor =P
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:13:46 AM
"I think my good captain here, is either wanting to die, or hes drunk, or hes tired, im unsure." Balkazar said with a chuckle.
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:23:00 AM
*Nate grabs Jase's drink and basicly inhales it and spits out*

"TEA! Your not drinking tea in a bar boy! Keep get me a couple rounds of nice hard Klingon Blood WIne for my fellow officers here! I tell ya I am not gonna be the only one drunk here! We are off duty and that doesn't happen often so we might as well use it to our advantage... and by that I mean PARTY!!!"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 01:29:22 AM
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Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 02:26:06 AM
<Drinks his ale>
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 02:53:37 AM
*Starts to laugh histarically and spills rum all over himself.*

"You wanker... might as well get naked now haha."

*Keller begins to take off his shirt while still drinking the rum*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Balkazar on June 29, 2006, 01:41:15 AM
<Finishes off his Andorian Ale, and asks the bartender for another>

"Dont mind him Jase, Hes a veteran.  When you become a veteran the reality of dying on a mission gets closer and closer at hand.  But hes right, enjoy the good things in life, and dont get drunk like him, but enjoy the good things of life because one day you may never return to the base, but remember, trust your commanders, and trust your men.  The Vet's in your company will ensure you get home safe.  Watch each others back's at all costs understood ?, but also keep in mind that when we fight.  WE NEVER! leave a man behind, weather hes dead or not we never leave a man behind.  If one marine falls, we all stay.  Its called Brotherhood with your fellow marine's, as long as you have a brotherhood with your men, they will be there threw hell and the very abyss for you.  Understand lt. ?"
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Nathen Keller on June 29, 2006, 03:13:25 AM
*Nate looks at the naked Clyde and lets out a chuckle.*

"Clyde... is it cold in here or what?"

*Nate then starts to laugh histarically, then the Jim came back with a couple of towels and coffe for the two naked men.*
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Mike Powell on June 29, 2006, 03:24:44 AM
*Powell sees the Naked Keller charge and he draws his phaser sets for stun and blasts him. Keller then falls to the ground and slides twards Powell and stops at his feet.*

"Any one else..."
Title: The New Pub
Post by: Mike Powell on June 30, 2006, 12:04:35 AM
Powell gets up and walks to the bar stand and gives Clyde a big slap on the back and speaks loudly so the entire rrom could hear him.*

"Ok everyone its time we give those Heraan punks a good ol' marine ass kicking. All officers and command staff head to the briefing room at the marine command center PRONTO! That means you too Captain Naked."

*Powell exits the room and head for the brifing room.*