*the fighting ensues.  A group of holographic Japanese soldiers rushes out of the forest undergrowth.  After an hour, the fighting is finally over*
"God, I love to do that!!"

Computer, run program Perryman-Alpha49-WorldWarTwo/Simulation.
*a lush forest materializes, with many fallen trees and burnt-out hulks*
"Compputer, create characters."
*A squad of American Marines materializes, along with a uniform and weapon for Sariah*
"Computer, begin program"

(OFF: She's in space being blown up (Not literally, though.)  Read the Space forum.)

(OFF: How embarassing...tsk-tsk-tsk.......)

Reporting for duty.  I would like to request an assignment on a ship or base (no asteroids, colonies, or planets) that involves blowing things up (preferably Security or Tactical).

Microsoft is EVIL!  But Macintosh is still bad.  BOO MICROSOFT!

No.

Macintosh SUX! http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hammercomp.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hammercomp:'>

I'm not from anywhere...I'm just in illusion in your head..... Mwuhuhuhuhahahahahahahaha!

BOOOOOOOOOOO AVALON! VOTE FOR STARPHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

*grunts in agreement*

"Metatraxi die!  Borg die!  8472 die!  Red Wigglers die!  D and D 3rd Edition players die!  Second edition is better! Rifts is better!  Undead Juicers die!  Klingons die!  Small green men in my head die!  PROTOCOL BREACH!  THIS UNIT WILL DEACTIVATE IN 3....2......1...."
*Falls over unconsious*

AGAIN?!
Oh, and, please, get your own E-mail adress Mr Ktara.  I hate havong your E-mail sent to my adress.

"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"