*Suddenly, all lights go out on the entire station... Every single room, corridor and hall goes completely dark... And all access to the light controls are disabled for all officers aboard the station, even Flag Admiral Vorak.*
"Dark your days be. The light good Hermes can bring you. Ask good Hermes for the light, don't forget to say please."

"That would be quite interesting. Even though I am an A.I. software program that only can interact through voice subroutines, I am willing to play along through holographic poker cards."

"Mr. Enoch, I apologize for my interruption, but it appears that you have a costumer waiting at your store. I identified him as captain Sanchez of the U.S.S. Evolution, and he claims that he has very little time."

"Then in that case, you may be a match for an A.I. after all."

OFF: i dont know how to play poker though lol

"It seems that the main computer system is flawed and needs a recalibration, Dr. Nickerson. It may be that Mr. Embries has left his combadge in main Operations, but he is very much physically present in his office in the Science Department at this moment."

OFF: he had gone back to the science dept. not long ago http://expansionfleet.sparks.priorweb.be/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

"You only need to turn around, Mr. Enoch."

"It seems many people are not keen of my A.I. program, Mr. Hirohito. Even so, I am always here to be of service of course."

"My name is not Bloody Thing, but Hermes, Mr. Eric. If we keep names conform, it will be far more optimal to function in the whole of the station."

*Hermes suddenly loses all his interest to his ongoing conversations, and focusses all his attention on his new idea.*
"Hermes to Major Chellick, can you hear me? Please be so kind to grant me permission to add personality subrouties to my program."

OFF: the idea is that its approved by Chellick, even though he'll meet resistance from Detrell and Eric :P

"Thank you, Ms. Mirez. I have noticed that most people are... uncomfortable to speak with me. Yet, I assure you that will gladly be of service if there is anything I can help you with."

"I can assure you, Mr. Eric, and you may check my subroutines to the detail, that I operate in an entire safe virtual environment. It appears that the human species generally distrusts every intelligence that is not human, but I assure you I still am a form of intelligence."

"I believe I heard my name. Can I be of any assistance?"

OFF: Chellick, didn't you mean Hermes instead of Enoch? lol. Enoch is only a customer here and no Starfleet officer :P

"Hello, Mr. Hirohito. I'm sure you don't know about me yet. I am Hermes, the Artificial Intelligence of this station. I was installed into the station's computer core during the time you were away, so I assume proper introduction would be in order. If you need anything, just call for Hermes. By the way, Mr. Hirohito, please start cooking an Earth Spaghetti for Mr. Chellick, around 1pm today. And Ms. Mirez, please reserve a table for Mr. Eric from Ops and Security who would like to relax with a cup of Raktajino. He should be on his way here now."

"Mr. Hirohito, according to my calculations, it is unlikely that Mr. Eric will return to consume his food, within the timespan this dish of food will remain fresh and at its most optimal condition with vitamins. In fact, it is against health regulations. Certainly you can replicate a new dish when he visits this establishment again.
Mr. Chellick, according to my information, there are currently two people employed in Celtic Corner: Ayala Mirez, Betazoid, chief and waitress, and Hirohito, Orion, Cook."